30 day letter challenge - Day 31 <-- THAT'S RIGHT =D

TO the maths teacher who didn't teach me how to count properly,

It's all your fault that I'm subjecting the readers of my blog to another awesome letter from an awesome person. It truly is.

Student

30 day letter challenge - Day 30

To the Principal,

I wish you didn't have to leave. I can't believe this is your last year. I bet you already know about the secret concert so that's a bummer. You loved your dog so much that you regretted not taking better care of it. That makes me admire you even more.

A student

TO THOSE WE ARE READING: THIS IS MY LAST LETTER!!!!! WELL SORT OF. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET, YOU HAVE TO READ MY POST TOMORROW =D

30 day letter challenge - Day 28

To Aeroplane pilot that is about to crash,

Heads up!

30 day letter challenge - Day 27

Dear future historians,

We were once an insane race. I wonder if women rule the world because that would be quite interesting. Hmmm, well, has the world ended? It's supposed to in 2 years. Live a wonderful life and if aliens invade the Earth, then I'm glad I'm not there =D. You know what, just use the Internet, it will give you any info you want.

Someone of the past

30 day letter challenge - Day 25 - the Queen

Dear the Queen,

Can I be a Princess? Actually, being called a Baroness are a Viscountess sounds more sophisticated. I wouldn't mind having a title? *hint hint* Also, I feel sorry for you because you have power no more =(. Can I have Buckingham Palace, and you know, just a couple of your servants? I mean your friends, so I dont' have to pay you or anything. I have proof that we are very similiar people. Your 'birthday' falls on the same day as MY birthday every 7 years XD.

Love,
Baroness/Viscountess Amanda

30 day letter challenge - Day 25 - someone from Harry Potter

Dear Cedric Diggory,

Are you supposed to be hot? According to the movie, you are supposed to be... hmmm... well, it IS Robert Pattinson playing you, yea, it's a bit of a bummer, isn't it? I think you're super intellient, I like you because you went out with an Asian but you got killed =='. Why didn't you just kill Harry? Actually, no, you SHOULDN'T have killed Harry because there would be no more of the Boy Who Lived and the Harry Potter Empire would collapse.

From someone who apparently is your girlfriend in an adaptation (I think)

30 day letter challenge - Day 24

Dear future self who is looking at this in 50 years to remember what a spaz i was,

Am I still spaz? If I'm not, you're looking at the wrong blog. Insanity never fades out during life, if not increasing. Are you old and wrinkled up already? You'd be lemme guess... just wait, I shouldn't say becasue then a stalker well know what my age is. Well, anyway, (to stalker), you should check out the letter I wrote to you. Just click on the '30 day challenge' tag and find the stalker one. Sorry, about the interruption future self. So how's it going? As Eve would say, 'Rock on!' and give you some demented hand gestures (gangster style). As the wise young Amanda would say, 'So what's your name again?' If you don't remember, I have several mind blanks, and I have probably forgotten your name. Sorry. Did I tell you about my theory of how I am going to have dementia at age 20? Actually, I think I already have dementia.

Love,
the younger and more beautiful (I think) version of you

30 day letter challenge - Day 23 - your favourite historical figure

Dear King Henry VIII and Queen Elizabeth I of England,

I think you go down in the history as the most interesting, crazy and most Elective-history-worthy figures ever. King Henry VIII:
- I find your tendency to have 6 wives and kill or divorce most of them quite interesting.
- I like the fact that you were once called the finest looking man in all of Christendom and ended up as an old spludge of a person that when you were looking for a fourth wife, princesses all over Europe were terrified of your fatness, and your killing tendencies.
- I think you a failure in terms of having children. 6 wives and 3 children. Wow. I would have recommended IVF, but you existed 5 centuries too early.
Elizabeth I:
- I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING. I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.
- You stood up for womankind. You didn't bend towards convention by having a husband. You were the first successful, prosperous and popular queen England had.
- You stole from the Spanish on several occassions, beat them in the Armada and managed to piss the socks of King Phillip I of Spain who actually proposed to you once. Nice move Lizzy.
- I think you're incredibly intelligent.
- Apparently you had some affair with your stepfather..... any comments?
- Your mother was evil in an interesting way. She makes for a good History lesson and so do you.
- When you were no longer, people hated King Charles I, everyone still loved you. I like your clothes regardless of the opulence.
- You put a white powder containing lead on your face to appear more beautiful. You probably ended up looking like a snow-woman but that's ok because you showed initiative in doing so.

One who wishes to be your subject,
Amanda

30 day letter challenge - Day 22 - my blog

To my blog,

Thanks for all the good times (there have been no bad times) and stealing my time which I should really be using on my homework. Right now, I should be writing a speech but I honestly can't be bothered. Thanks for letting me rant on about good times at school and the annoying teachers (hehehe). Well, come on, everyone doesn't like at least one teacher.

Love
me

30 day letter challenge - Day 21

Dear my future employer who may be reading my blog as a reference to my eligibility as an employee,

You should employ me for the following reasons:
- I am not as shallow as my blog may make me seem. ie. I do not actually kill people or own knives. The closest I have to a knife is the sandwich knife I use to spread jam on my bread.
- I am smarter than you think.
- If this blog in any way is giving me a bad impression or demeaning in any sort, that is just my sarcasm or dry humour or whatever you would like to call it. I am generally not serious when I'm writing my blog, except for now because I am actually scared that you will be reading this.
- I am really passionate about the things I love.
- I am not as lazy as the rest of my supposedly lazy generation is.
- I like to work for people who are bothered enough to squeeze out all the information about possible candidates for employment (you).

This somebody

P.S - Of course, this doesn't apply if I end up starting my own mega awesome corporation and being the CEO, THEN i get pick on other people =P

30 day letter challenge - Day 20

Dear the something that generally annoys me in life (when people give 'friends' cigarettes as presents)

I know a family friend who gave cigarettes to family friend X when I was in China. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. Honestly, if you're gonna give them cigarettes, you might as well slaughter them with an axe because it would amount to a lot less suffering than living with emphysema or some random chemicals in your lungs and looking 30 years older than you really are. It's a death sentence. Don't smoke. I don't like people who smoke. I don't like to walk near a smoker within 20metres of them because I feel like I'm going to throw up on them and pummel then for inwardly killing themselves slowly and telling them to chuck away the cigarette and GET A LIFE. I hate cigarettes. I hate drugs. Alcohol is ok if its red wine cos it's actually good for you.. in moderation.

I-hate-smoking-person

30 day letter challenge - Day 19 - a toy

To my doggie toy,

Thanks for the warm nights and the companionship you give despite being inanimate and for filling in the gaps of my life where things are horribly wrong. Sorry for punching or kicking you or abusing you in any way (actually, I think I've thrown you against the wall before too), I just had some anger management issues which I have resolved by killing people as violence is the answer to everything NOT. But anyway, I LOVE YOU

30 day letter challenge - Day 18

To the elusive stalker who may be reading my blog,

I'm watching you. YES you. I'm watching you every single minute of the day. Call yourself a stalker hey? Well, I am one too so WATCH OUT. I'm always watching. I have Russian spies too. And American ones too. hehehehe. I'm wathcing your every move. Don't you DARE try and work out where I live. I have a KNIFE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. Ok. So maybe I don't have a knife, I always have a.... erm.... ahhh...umm.... I HAVE SUPERPOWERS. What are you going to do about that huhuhuhuhuhuh? Oh snap. I caught you on that one ;).

Another stalker on the lookout for other stalkers stalking her =D

30 day letter challenge - Day 17 - Barack Obama

Dear Barack Obama,

I think your name is pretty cool. It has a special ring to it. You could make your name the chorus for some song, something like this...

Ba-rack-OOOOOOOO-bama, lalalalalallaa
Ba-rack-ba-rack-o-BAAAAAAAAmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa
cha la la la
Ba-rack-o-bummer
O, he's a bummer
baa-raa-coooo-baaaammmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa
cha la ala alalalalalalala

Like my song? Well, you're not a bummer. I believe you recently received a letter from an 'Eve' who mentioned she would steal your dog well I"M going to steal it first. I am ZE DOGSTEALER MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fact of the Day: I woke up at 3AM to watch you get inaugaurated. That's how worthy of you are. I sacrifice my SLEEEP to watch you.

Barack-Obama-song-writer + supporter

30 day letter challenge - Day 15

a message you would put in a bottle and leave to drift all the way to the other side of the Pacific :)

Hi. If you read this, you are insane because you are not reading anything. Your mind is simply playing tricks on you and this is actually no letter. You believe in romantic happenings and finding a letter in a bottle is clearly one of them. You are insane. Just like me. Let's find each other so we can share our insanity.

The Ultimate Insane One

30 day letter challenge - Day 15 - message to aliens

Hello Aliens,

Please come in peace. I have no intention to kill you unless of course you try to kill me. I don't know if I even believe in you. I guess I do cos I'm writing a letter to you. You should know that humans are equipped with weapons of mass destruction so think before you take action against our race because before you know it Osama Bin Laden will plant some bomb inside your planet and set it off so that it explodes and there will be no more alien life left in the Milky Way. What a sad prospect.

30 day letter challenge - Day 14 - a relative you incredibly despise

To my cousin,

YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!! The only comeback you have to anything is your rude finger. You are an expert at stealing things, switching lights off while they're in the bathroom and just being annoying in general. Stop harassing Grandpa by stealing his walking stick or else I'll stab you with it and that IS a threat.

Hmph

30 day letter challenge - Day 13 - an animal

Dear Dobby,

I think I might steal you some time from Eve's house on the condition that you do not munch up my socks, coat, actually ANY item of clothing in general and you don't pull the toilet paper from the bathroom all the way to the living room. The problem is that you have a vivid history with the aforementioned as I have witnessed several times.

Still love you,
Dobby-lover

30 day letter challenge - Day 12 - the PM

Dear Julia Guillard,

You gave me laptops and you gave my school an extra gazillion dollars or so to make our library massive. The first one was a flop. Let's just hope the second isn't, ok?

Not-so-much-love,
some person

30 day letter challenge - Day 11 - your least favourite material object

Dear my mobile broadband stick,

You continually break my heart when my dad steals you from me and I need you every second of the day. Can we be together forever?

Love,
Desperate-for-the-internet-forever

P.S - for those who are wondering why 'Eve' is so fat and big in my labels cloud, it's because Eve hacked into my blogger (not really) and decided to make herself feel better by adding herself as a tag to a lot of things =D